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shit-tawlking 

the action of replacing most nouns and verbs with the word shit in a conversation
While Keenan, Eric, and Phil were playing Borderlands they were shit-tawlking

Eric: SHOOT THE SHIT

Phil: Thats shitty shit shit

Keenan: SHOOT WHAT SHIT?!?
shit-tawlking by borderlands September 14, 2010

Shit talking 

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Shit talking by anonymous June 24, 2021

shit-talking 

A conversation where someone says a lot of bad things about something or somebody.
There ain't nothing but a bunch of shit-talking going on over there.
shit-talking by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005

weak shit-talking

A weak attempt at trying to portray coolness by being funny at another person's expense; typically attempted by trustafarians; often accompanied by the douche chills.
When a member of a fantasy football league insults another participant by saying in a pre-season email, "I am surprised
he even knows what football is," the rest of the league responds, "Now that's some weak shit-talking."
weak shit-talking by D-Chills July 9, 2009

Shit Talking 

When people (who either have no life, are jealous, or just completely pathetic) take part in the action of stating negative, rumored, or exaggerated stories about someone else in order to make themselves in turn feel better by making the other person look worse when in actuality the person being shit talked about is most likely a better person.
Ian said to Jacob "dude, Brit is applying to a historically black college so he can get a scholarship and start a future for himself by joining ROTC and becoming one of the brave men that defend our country, how f*cking lame" I.e. Ian is shit talking
Shit Talking by Cev15 January 8, 2016

shit talking 

Shit talking occurs when people have too much free time (see: not having a life) and make up rumors or put down others, whether they are enemies, friends, or just random people.
Those shit talking scumbags just wasted a whole five minutes of my life complaining about someone who I could really give a shit less about.
shit talking by definingmyworld November 3, 2008
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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