Shitbritches

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People who have something good happen to them should be happy and fulfilled, have some purpose in their lifel and prove that life is good and they can spread the goodness around.

But some of them blow it because they can't control their reactions to their good fortune. It all turns to shit and their life is therefore more crappy than it would have ever been if they didn't have that really good luck happen to them in the first place.

Someone like that is a shitbritches.

For a while there, Britney Spears was a pure shitbritches.

Shitbritches by notalottogiotto March 17, 2010

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shit britches

pants that young guys with identity problems like to wear. shit britches do not fit properly whether around the waist or the inseam, it exposes the wearer's underwear, and it weighs down their pants like they just shit them. shit britches also make the wearer walk like gumby and several other cartoon characters and keeps them from being able to run from the police in the event they "bust a stupid dope move" and feel the desperate need to prove their manhood (usually unsuccessfully).

the origins of shit britches are debatable, but it most likely came from prison punks (aka. prison bitches) providing easy access to their cellmates for some instant romance. chicks don't usually think shit britches are sexy so it really amounts to a form of fashion that guys wear for other guys.

Yo G, those shit britches really show your feminine side!

shit britches by malinguist March 3, 2010

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Shit britches

Baggy pants worn by young men that hang low on the hips and have a crotch down to the knees. The wearer looks all for the world like he has has a load of shit in his britches (or breeches, if you prefer).

My nephew came by the other day wearing shit britches. They fit so poorly, the lad could hardly walk.

Shit britches by Baby Hughy September 21, 2004

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Stinky Shit Britches

A person who reeks of shit because they either have neglected to properly wipe their asshole or they haven't bathed in several days.

Guy 1: "Eww what's that smell?"

Guy 2: "Probably stinky shit britches over there."

Stinky Shit Britches by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018

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shitbitcher

A person that is a meany and you want to insult them in a humorous way.

You shitbitcher

shitbitcher by Shitbitcher January 25, 2017

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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