Shit-walker

When you're hanging with the boys and one of you steps in shit, who ever stepped in it becomes the "shit-walker" and stays the shit-walker till someone else steps in shit.

Bro #1: "damn i stepped in shit"
Bro #2: " ha shit-walker shit-walker"

by MICHEAL-MORI January 16, 2020

shit wankered

Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.

Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.

by Steven Bell April 8, 2008

Shit Walked

When an animal starts taking a shit and cannot get it all out and starts to move.

My dog just shit walked in a circle.

by MalleableP October 29, 2022

a ass shit konkey wacker

one who frequently shits from the ass while wacking his konkey with several large sticks.

my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.

by hoey456 April 3, 2007

Dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker

A very horny man on steroids.

Man he is such a dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker kind of guy.

by Sexy piece of Toast September 3, 2017

shitwalker

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.

Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!

by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015

Shitwankery

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at

I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise

by The Roaring Forties July 21, 2017