Shit-Scarfer

Someone who uses a scarf to wipe their butt clean. The scarf is grasped at one end behind the rear, pulled between the legs and held at the front by the other hand. A swift sawing motion back & forth cleans the rear. This could cause a UTI if not careful.

While trying to show her friends that she's a shit-scarfer, S*****y gave herself a wedgie.

by BooHooBean March 31, 2010