shit uphill

extremely and painfully slow.

"Bob was very slow"
"HOW SLOW WAS HE?"
"He was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"

"Steve? youre answer?"
"Shit uphill Gene"

"Charles Nelson Reilly? Bob was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"
CNR: "Hnn Hnn Hnn! I said 'a fat dog'"
"Uh.. ok. Richard Dawson,, 'shit uphill'?"
RD: "Shit uphill!"
"We have a match!"

by paul z ated May 4, 2014

push shit uphill

To persist at a task that one is clearly not capable of.

I let this stupid n00b think he could hack me even though I'm behind a PIX, just because I wanted to watch him push shit uphill.

by whytee September 28, 2005

pushing shit uphill

In Australian idiom, engaged in a hopeless task.

A: D'you reckon Davo's gonna crack it with that chick?
B: Nah mate. He's pushing shit uphill.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

Push shit uphill

Taking another man up the back passage.

Derek likes pushing shit uphill

by Paulo November 20, 2003

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking

The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!

by Olivia123 November 11, 2007

shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.

We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.

by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016

shit rolls up hill

a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )

Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'

by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008