shit uphill

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"Bob was very slow"
"HOW SLOW WAS HE?"
"He was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"

"Steve? youre answer?"
"Shit uphill Gene"

"Charles Nelson Reilly? Bob was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"
CNR: "Hnn Hnn Hnn! I said 'a fat dog'"
"Uh.. ok. Richard Dawson,, 'shit uphill'?"
RD: "Shit uphill!"
"We have a match!"

shit uphill by paul z ated May 4, 2014

Words you can keep

push shit uphill

To persist at a task that one is clearly not capable of.

I let this stupid n00b think he could hack me even though I'm behind a PIX, just because I wanted to watch him push shit uphill.

push shit uphill by whytee September 28, 2005

pushing shit uphill

In Australian idiom, engaged in a hopeless task.

A: D'you reckon Davo's gonna crack it with that chick?
B: Nah mate. He's pushing shit uphill.

pushing shit uphill by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

Push shit uphill

Taking another man up the back passage.

Derek likes pushing shit uphill

Push shit uphill by Paulo November 20, 2003

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking

The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow by Olivia123 November 11, 2007

shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.

We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.

shit rolls up hill by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016

shit rolls up hill

a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )

Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'

shit rolls up hill by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026