shit the cunt

An event in which a woman see's fit to put her hand between her legs(far enough to touch her anus), curls one out(a poo)on her hand, and then rubs said turd, around her vagina

This phrase can also be used as an abstract alternative for the phrase "shit the bed", which is used as an emphasis of an event.

"hey morgan, i saw some weird porn last night"
"oh yeah, what happened"
"Some blond shit the cunt"
"Thats nasty"
OR
*Massive explosion*
"WHOOAAA SHIT THE CUNT!"

by tiediedemon December 26, 2007

Shit My Cunt

When you mess something up in a terrible and comedic way.

"Damn I shit my cunt!"

Bro #1: "dude I can't beleive I did that.."
Bro #2: "looks like you shit your cunt again!"

by Sevanity June 23, 2016

shit eating cunt

A large , unhealthy individual who usually shows physical signs of poor lifestyle choices, outwardly aggressive in tone and manner and generally unsympathetic to the needs of others

That shit eating cunt just drove over that child’s dog and laughed about it, whilst on their way home from the takeaway restaurant

by Mrs Pussywillow November 25, 2021

fuck shit ass cunt

1) a series of offensive words, used in an undesireable situation.
2) a series of offensive words, used only to shock or disturb those around you.
3) an insulting request, translates to "have sex with this piece of poo, you who has a vagina in the place of their rectum."

Fuck shit, ass cunt.
Fuck! Shit! Ass! Cunt!
fuckshitasscunt

by Acephalous February 24, 2004

Shit Cunt

noun

1. An Australian term which denotes the lowest level of insult to which one can receive.

2. A word to refer to the shittest of all cunts.

He's such a shit cunt, or he is the shittest cunt.

by Yamumsmoot July 15, 2014

Shit cunt

Our mate luke

Lukes a shit cunt

by Rafiki ii April 12, 2019

Shit Cunt

A person who is deemed to be not only unpleasant to be around but the worst kind of unpleasant.

Why are you still talking to me you fucking shit cunt?

by Big Sexy Mik November 18, 2011