Definitions by GagsMan

Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

Shit the cunt by GagsMan December 30, 2018

Gags man 

When using the predictive text on an old Nokia phone, and typing “HAHA MAN” (with a Northern English twang) resulted in GAGS MAN.

After a gym freak insighted that taking tramadol prevented ejaculation, and gave up on his wank after burning 400 calories, the best looking in the group said “Gags man. That was class!”

Gags man by GagsMan December 30, 2018