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Shit slicer 

Sally has a nice rack and an even nicer shit slicer.
Shit slicer by Jimbojones13 September 16, 2008
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Shit slicer 

A person who slices shit for a job
He’s a shit slicer
Shit slicer by Peenweener May 7, 2021

Slice of Shit 

A slice of shit is a piece of poop in tiny little cut peices. Also refered to as a type of person. *cough* jarred palazzolo *cough*
Eww. Look at that slice of shit. Whoever cut that, is a complete fucking moron.

OR

Jarred, you slice of shit.
Slice of Shit by AdamHerrin August 24, 2006

sicer than shit 

used when describing something thats good
mate, thats sicer than shit
sicer than shit by ad Smith September 23, 2004

Slicker than seal shit 

The best way to describe something cool or unreal as a form of excitement.
The new rims I got for my low profile tires are slicker than seal shit.

slicker than owl shit 

cool, neat-o; an amplified version of "slick"
Dude, that new suit is slicker than owl shit.
slicker than owl shit by headth August 22, 2011

shitslice 

A moron. But worse than a moron; more like a moronic annoyance of a person.

Popularized in cycle 1 of America's Next Top Model by Elyse Sewell.
Put the food in your mouth, you shitslice. Not your nose.
shitslice by wendeh December 9, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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