Shit shart

When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.

I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.

by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021

Shit Shaft

Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.

Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night

by G Spot Ucc February 5, 2009

shit shaft

What your dick is after you fuck someone up the ass.

After I fucked that breezy's ass, i had a shit shaft!

by chester mclovin January 27, 2008

Shit the Shaft

When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.

I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.

by bench knight May 6, 2015

sharty shit

a sharty shit is not only when you have diarrhea but regular formed shit at the same time.

ex: remember when donald trump sharty shited on mike pence

by Joelle Faginstien February 6, 2022

shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

shitshat

Comes from the word "chitchat."
A type of convo usually involving any of the following: stupid poop jokes, bathrooms, or just plain talking shit about someone.

Jake and Ryan were shitshatting. Those poop jokes were gross.

Jenny and Emma were shitshatting about that girl; that gossip was nasty.

chitchat talk poop gossip dirt shit

by UrbanIce December 27, 2009