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shit pussy

A gay man's anus, used in reference to sexual activity and analagous to a woman's vagina.
Fuck my virgin shit pussy, you hung stud!
shit pussy by Hookerlover July 9, 2004
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Shit pussy

When a Girl wipes her ass towards her vagina and leaves clumps of shit in it.
Oh shit girl. I need to start wiping the other way because I got me a serious case of Shit Pussy. Ps. You got a nappy ass weave.
Shit pussy by clomeango duparieto January 27, 2008

Shit Pussy

A MAN’S DOOKIE CHUTE
A MAN’S RECTUM
Having some shit pussy in the penitentiary is more important than drankin water man

Fleece Johnson, M.D.
Shit Pussy by Banxxx August 5, 2022

Shit Pussy Posse 

A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.
Don’t use that shower, it belongs to the Shit Pussy Posse

Dip Shit Pussy Bitch 

What you say when you couldn't care less about the person talking, or if they are just so goddamn stupid they should screw a goat at a zoo. No comeback has ever been invented to combat this insult.
Teacher: Remember, Pythagoras' theorum is c2=a2+b2

Student: Pythagoras has an ass in his books!

Teacher: WHAT WAS THAT?

Student: Fuck you goddamn dip shit pussy bitch!!!

Teacher: ...
Dip Shit Pussy Bitch by J03pH1SH November 14, 2009

Shark shit pussy 

A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.
That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!
Shark shit pussy by Littlet831 July 10, 2016

taco bell shit pussy 

my girlfriend had this before and she shat all over my face

i shitted me self also
joe: my girlfriend fucking taco bell shit pussy all over my dick and now its brown forever.
bob: i hate niggers!
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