One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.
Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.
by theshitlogdeputy February 19, 2011
A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
by shovel breaker January 15, 2022
Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.
Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.
Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.
by Young Blood Chapman September 19, 2007
When you crap a massive log of shit the day after Christmas that percolated in your colon from Christmas dinner. These Yule log shits can take hours to pass due to the fact they are the size of a Chipoltle burrito. Often contains: ham, mashed potatoes, apple pie, gingerbread men, dinner rolls and other starchy/fatty drunk food.
My ass is covered in hemorrhoids from giving birth to the biggest yule log shit of my life. I was in labor for like 3 hours.
by My sore ass December 26, 2011
by Commie.doggo March 22, 2019
"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said
by Lumine Lover March 27, 2018