Shit Swamp

A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.

Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog

Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!

Never mind he declared it for you.

Shit Swamp by BFew November 27, 2010

shit-swamp stew 

When you have a combination of a ball swamp and fresh diarreah crockpotting in ones underwear

Dude, I was gaming for weeks when my girl wanted to hang out. So I went over and she wanted to fuck, I was so nervous that my ball swamp suddenly became a shit-swamp stew

shit-swamp stew by TheMalevolentGoblin January 3, 2014

swamp shit

The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.

See swamp ass.

"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."

swamp shit by LosrDogg July 21, 2009

swamp shit torpedo 

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole

yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!

swamp shit torpedo by george droyd December 11, 2024

shit scamper 

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

shit scamper by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

shit swamper 

A shit swamped is a woman who likes to swim in the shit swamp, meaning she likes to destroy the peace and generally is a gross unnatractive woman

“She’s such a shit swamper”
“Ya dude I can smell the fish stench from here”

shit swamper by Tmac6996 January 16, 2018

Shitstamp 

This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.

“Dude I shitstamped Tina so hard that the shit wouldn’t come off her face!”

Shitstamp by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019