Lacking a wrist. When you can't tell where the fore-arm ends and the hand begins on a person of excessive weight. The upper-body version of the 'cankle'.
by LosrDogg May 07, 2009
Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.
by LosrDogg July 26, 2009
by LosrDogg September 26, 2009
The need to take a 'break' while conversing with a friend, via telephone or instant messaging device, for the sole purpose of pleasuring your genitals. Afterwards you then of course resume activity with said friend.
Joey, this conversation is very riveting, but my blue balls are killing me. I need a beat break, brb!
by LosrDogg August 17, 2009
Shit Company: Entertainment in human form, via telephone conversation, text, or online chat while you defecate. This can also take place in person if you and your shit company are comfortable with it. Shit Company is not for the quick pinch and one wipe shits, but instead for the long, arduous, break a sweat, ball busting shits.
by LosrDogg July 24, 2009
When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.
It was just about beat time when my shitty service provider totally eCock-blocked my Jenna Haze download.
by LosrDogg August 17, 2009