LosrDogg's definitions

fand

Lacking a wrist. When you can't tell where the fore-arm ends and the hand begins on a person of excessive weight. The upper-body version of the 'cankle'.

"omg she's so fat she's got fands!"

by LosrDogg May 7, 2009

beat time

Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.

"I gotta go, it's my beat time."

by LosrDogg July 26, 2009

beat break

The need to take a 'break' while conversing with a friend, via telephone or instant messaging device, for the sole purpose of pleasuring your genitals. Afterwards you then of course resume activity with said friend.

Joey, this conversation is very riveting, but my blue balls are killing me. I need a beat break, brb!

by LosrDogg August 17, 2009

eCock-block

When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.

It was just about beat time when my shitty service provider totally eCock-blocked my Jenna Haze download.

by LosrDogg August 17, 2009

elonely

When you miss your internet friends.

I was elonely Friday night because Dan went to the Tigers game.

by LosrDogg September 26, 2009

octerbest

octoberfest when you're drunk

"i lvoe octerbest"

by LosrDogg September 22, 2009

swamp shit

The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.

See swamp ass.

"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."

by LosrDogg July 21, 2009