Shit Stamper 

noun.

Yet another phrase also referring to male homosexuals (i.e. queers, mo's, faggots, peter puffers, pillow biters, butt pirates, etc...)

1.I thought Liberace was pretty cool, until I found out he was a shit stamper.

2. Freddy Mercury from Queen is a shit stamper.

3. Elton John is a shit stamper too.

4. Justin Bieber....we're just waiting for it. C'mon bro, we all know the deal. You kiss that Selena Gomez chick every now and again, big deal. I got money that says you take loads of baby batter in your mouth. I'm just waiting for the National Enquirer to give me the news.

Shit Stamper by High-Powered GAYdar September 8, 2011

shit scamper 

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

shit scamper by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

shit stompers 

shoes or sneakers that are in very poor condition; busted ass shoes

Ay you you need to go to the mall and get some kicks so you can get rid of them shit stompers

shit stompers by Lamar and Lymeeke January 15, 2006

Shit Stomper

A Pennsylvannian Term for Plunger.

Carrie:Quick go get the shit stomper
Joy:Huh? Whats a shit stomper?
Carrie:(laughs)A plunger hurry the toilet is overflowing

Shit Stomper by pinkfrog091 September 20, 2009

shit swamper 

A shit swamped is a woman who likes to swim in the shit swamp, meaning she likes to destroy the peace and generally is a gross unnatractive woman

“She’s such a shit swamper”
“Ya dude I can smell the fish stench from here”

shit swamper by Tmac6996 January 16, 2018

Bison shit Stampede 

A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.

"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."

Bison shit Stampede by J-Stin June 26, 2023

shitstomper

One who takes a dump in the shower, then spends the next several minutes stomping it down the drain with his/her foot. This term is particularly relevant when the shit log squeezes up between the toes during the initial stomps.

The toilet was broken at our hotel so I had to pull a shitstomper.

shitstomper by Slubba April 12, 2005