shit shovel 

A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).

I heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so I made this bitch out to be my shit shovel.

shit shovel by T Hizzle April 3, 2005

Shit Shovel 

That person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading shit about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.

Judy: Hey guys did you hear about Brian and Wendy?

Jake: Shut up you shit shovel.

Shit Shovel by t.o028096 November 26, 2009

Shit shovel 

Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.

An odd way of saying "your full of shit"

Mark needs a shit shovel

Shit shovel by Jim May 25, 2004

Shit shovel 

The shit shovel is shitting in a girls vagina and then try to remove it using nothing but your dick

Me and my girlfriend tried to shit shovel last night

Shit shovel by Fapper July 6, 2014

hillbilly hot day shit shovel 

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.

Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!

hillbilly hot day shit shovel by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019

Alaskan Shit shovel 

after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.

Man1: Anyone hear of the Alaskan Snowdragon?
man2: Yeah I made my own the Alaskan Shit Shovel!

Alaskan Shit shovel by Josh Staats November 11, 2009

Shovel Shit 

Go F*ck yourself

‘ Hey Gina, I can’t talk to you tonight I got better plans ‘

‘ Go Shovel Shit Stefano ‘

Shovel Shit by FerrariiG September 11, 2019