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Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.
Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

Puking on a Pile of Shit 

One of the famous quotes from the internet series "The Angry Video Game Nerd" the nerd uses this word in many episodes such as the Power Glove episode.
I'm playing Top Gun with the Power Glove. It's like puking on a pile of shit. - AVGN
Puking on a Pile of Shit by BlowJoeeee September 24, 2013

Shitoking 

Sorry I'm late, was shitoking.
Shitoking by Leozard September 4, 2022

shitpuking 

when you are in the special situation of vomiting feces.
"mom?! i'm pooping out of my mouth! i'm shitpuking!!!"
shitpuking by PrinceInFrog May 14, 2012

shitposing 

Claiming that a serious post you wrote was a joke, meme, or shitpost in order to evade criticism or ridicule.
Example 1:

> "I hate black people"

- "Wtf"

> "Jk"

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 2:

> "Heading over to All of Garden"

- "What?"

> "The restaurant"

- "LMAO"

> "What?"

- "Olive Garden"

> ThatsTheJoke.gif

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 3:

> "Jimmy announced today that he hates women"

- "Are you serious?"

> "Yeah, we all freaked out on him and he tried to claim it was a joke"

- "No way, he's such a shitposer"
shitposing by anonymous March 2, 2022

shitposing 

Claiming that a serious post you wrote was a joke, meme, or shitpost in order to evade criticism or ridicule.
Example 1:

> "I hate black people"

- "Wtf"

> "Jk"

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 2:

> "Heading over to All of Garden"

- "What?"

> "The restaurant"

- "LMAO"

> "What?"

- "Olive Garden"

> ThatsTheJoke.gif

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 3:

> "Jimmy announced today that he hates women"

- "Are you serious?"

> "Yeah, we all freaked out on him and he tried to claim it was a joke"

- "No way, he's such a shitposer"
shitposing by Randymations March 2, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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