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Shit Low 

When in the bid process for services, your bid is the lowest bid out of all the bidders by a wide margin and is most likely missing scope and you most likely have to honor your bid
Our bid for the work was shit low.
Shit Low by anonymous June 8, 2022
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low shit hum 

A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.
Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"
low shit hum by kewlc92 December 20, 2018

low cut shit

When on a golf course, you hit a shot, usually off the tee, which sounds perfect, but travels airborne at a very low trajectory, typically going 50-150 yards.
I'm not sure what's wrong with my game. These shots I hit sound and feel good, but I keep hitting this low cut shit down the fairway.

He's an okay golfer, but could be a lot better, because he always hits a bunch of low cut shit.
low cut shit by crazylegsdave May 19, 2014

lower than whale shit 

The lowest shit in the world. At the bottom of the sea.
Fake news medias morales are lower than whale shit.
lower than whale shit by Bjornbarl August 16, 2017
Shitlow is a term describing low elo, it is an abbreviation of shit elo. The therm shitlow is most used, and popularized in the popular video League Of Legends. The rank described in shitlow is typically the range, iron to platinum.
Dude you´re playing in shitlow stop talking.
shitlow by part time halal September 9, 2022
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