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Shit Coffee

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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shit coffee

Shit coffee what's to explain
Oh Tom you white faggot icant drink this shit coffee its actually piss
by Datmemeguy May 23, 2018
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coffee shit

the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.
I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now
by Vesla June 26, 2022
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shit on the coffee table

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!
by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012
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Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
by anonymous April 26, 2022
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