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shit coffee 

Shit coffee what's to explain
Oh Tom you white faggot icant drink this shit coffee its actually piss
shit coffee by Datmemeguy May 23, 2018

coffee shit 

the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.
I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now
coffee shit by Vesla June 26, 2022

shit on the coffee table 

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
Coffee Tar Shit by anonymous April 26, 2022