Shit Cigar 

1. A shit that is shaped like a cigar.

2. Dropping a steamy load in your friend's mouth when they are asleep and setting it alight.

Derek: Hey Gene, last night my friend took a shit cigar in my mouth and now I'm addicted.

Gene: That sucks

Shit Cigar by Crunchie Egg May 3, 2009

horse shit cigarettes 

a brand of Mexican smokes from TJ Mexico

smokin horse shit cigarettes is just like kissing a dog's ass after a warm dump!

horse shit cigarettes by itichie_nocanpo August 29, 2006

Ciga-shit 

A term used to describe the sudden need to take a shit during or after smoking a cigarette or similar tobacco product.

Guy: Man, I really needed that cigarette.
Buddy: Yeah, but now I have to take a ciga-shit!

Ciga-shit by ReluktantSkeptik May 12, 2009