Shit Chili 

having a bowl of chili while drunk off your ass.

or oatmeal creampies

"tommy want some chili..."

"Awh thats shit"

"aawh shit chili"

wheres the oatmeal

Shit Chili by Luke W and Drew C July 1, 2008

Ceiling shit 

When one throws shit from an animal or themself on the ceiling and wait for it to fall.

Godamnit Ron ceiling shitting theirs stains everywhere

Ceiling shit by LoCo_CaT June 16, 2018

Shit hit the ceiling fan

A way to describe how bad things are or will be and the effects will be widespread. Yes, when shit hits the fan its bad and only get on you, but when it hits the ceiling fan it's getting on everyone and everything.

Did you do your part of the homework?
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!

Shit hit the ceiling fan by INCYCShow March 11, 2022

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

shitchild 

When you shit a child

Person 1: "Im still in the bathroom"
Person 2: Must be a "shitchild"
Person 1: Wtf

shitchild by Sivakumar June 26, 2014