by Tee Tee May 19, 2005
1. Disastrous facial hair.
2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.
3. Aftermath of administering a rim job
See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer
2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.
3. Aftermath of administering a rim job
See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer
John shouted at Nick 'Oi, Shit Beard! Shave you twat!' As Nick was the owner of a preposterous chin squig, he relented and consented, to much jubilation.
by Beans v The G May 19, 2005
Homosexual act of wiping feces on your partners upper lip and chin right after the act of anal intercourse.
Damn that shit beard smelled after Rapp hit me with it.
I was shocked at the size of Zitsmans shit beard!
I was shocked at the size of Zitsmans shit beard!
by Kelman August 27, 2007
dirty, scraggly facial hair which is usually seen on adolescents who dress in black gothic clothes and think they know heavy music but listen to stuff like slipknot.
by Maytawn January 01, 2011
Rob Doxey farted in Greg Jones beard whilst on a night out in Hereford thus depositing poo particles in his pubic chops. Thus Greg Jones is Shit-beard / a Shit-beard
by senor roberto of uplyme da 1st November 29, 2010
A bearded shit is when a bearded face is pushed into an unexpectedly stationary dwarfs ass with the resulting pressure causing some beard whiskers to get stuck to shit
by The Mystery Writing Monkey March 29, 2010