shirt fucking

When two or more people are wearing the same shirt

DAMMIT TOM you are really shirt fucking me today you knew i was going to wear that

shirt fucking by ACMEMBER August 5, 2012

Shirt fucking

When one or more people in a purely sexual relationship refuse to take their shirt off during intercourse, so as to maintain the mystery should a more personal, intimate relationship develop

Oh for gods sake Peter! Are we shirt fucking again? Just give it up already, I feel we are well suited mature adults. Is it because you have a superfluous nipple?

Shirt fucking by Phuk dat April 26, 2017

PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON 

an old persian guy yelling at a guy with no shirt. pronounced sheert.

HEY YOU! PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!

PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON by persian man like the cat meow February 11, 2009

Shit fucking slaps 

When something is so good, that good isn't a good enough word.

This shit fucking slaps.
Have you heard her new song? Shit fucking slaps.

Shit fucking slaps by _ashiix August 14, 2020

Shit fucking 

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.

Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!

Shit fucking by jellyjones May 25, 2018

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt 

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt by Dubiks August 31, 2018

shit fucking 

To take a shit so huge, that it feels like your being ass raped

My ass is so sore from that shit fucking after we left that mexican resturant

shit fucking by El3M3NTxRxFxSx January 19, 2008