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shirt fucking

When two or more people are wearing the same shirt
DAMMIT TOM you are really shirt fucking me today you knew i was going to wear that
shirt fucking by ACMEMBER August 5, 2012
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Shirt fucking

When one or more people in a purely sexual relationship refuse to take their shirt off during intercourse, so as to maintain the mystery should a more personal, intimate relationship develop
Oh for gods sake Peter! Are we shirt fucking again? Just give it up already, I feel we are well suited mature adults. Is it because you have a superfluous nipple?
Shirt fucking by Phuk dat April 26, 2017

PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON 

an old persian guy yelling at a guy with no shirt. pronounced sheert.
HEY YOU! PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!

Shit fucking slaps 

When something is so good, that good isn't a good enough word.
This shit fucking slaps.
Have you heard her new song? Shit fucking slaps.
Shit fucking slaps by _ashiix August 14, 2020

Shit fucking 

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.
Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!
Shit fucking by jellyjones May 25, 2018

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt 

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

shit fucking 

To take a shit so huge, that it feels like your being ass raped
My ass is so sore from that shit fucking after we left that mexican resturant
shit fucking by El3M3NTxRxFxSx January 19, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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