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A shiroco is when your doing a poo in the toilet and one of the poos is too small to fall into the toilet so it just hangs from your crack , so you wiggle your ass to try and make it fall in but it doesn't. So you have to pick it up with the toilet paper.
Hey I had a shiroco,Stupid piece of shit didn't want to fall in the toilet, so I had to pick it up with toilet paper!
Shiroco by E-Niji Rhoot June 7, 2017
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A shiroco is when your doing a poo in the toilet and one of the poos is too small to fall into the toilet so it just hangs from your crack , so you wiggle your ass to try and make it fall in but it doesn't. So you have to pick it up with the toilet paper.
Hey I had a shiroco,Stupid piece of shit didn't want to fall in the toilet, so I had to pick it up with toilet paper!
Shiroco by E-Niji Rhoot June 7, 2017

shirtcocker 

1) a male whose commitment to nudity stops above the waist. 2) a common phenomenon among cartoon characters wherein the character is deprived of pants; see Donald Duck, Ziggy, Winnie the Pooh, etc.
I got invited to go to Burning Man this year, but was scared off by the sheer number of shirtcockers in attendance.
(verb) To walk around wearing a shirt but no pants or undergarments. Synonym of Donald Duck. Technically applies to men only, but plumbing issues aside, easily applies to women, too. Sometimes a mild pejorative, implying imcompleteness or an unwillingness to commit.
"It's so beautiful out, I'll think I'll shirtcock today." (verb form)

"There sure were a lot of shirtcockers out on the playa this year." (noun form)

"When Mozart died, he shirtcocked his 'Requiem.' Someone else had to finish it." (verb form, implied meaning)

"Annaconda, quit shirtcocking and just pick a place to eat!" (verb form, implied meaning)
shirtcock by Rex Havuk October 21, 2004

shirtcocker 

A committed nudie who hangs out at hotsprings, burning man, nude beaches, clothing optional clubs etc. who sometimes wears just a t-shirt while his junk is flopping around for all the world to appreciate.
After getting a sunburn on my back, I just went as a shirtcocker the rest of the day.
shirtcocker by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

shirtcocking 

verb: meaning to wear only a shirt and no pants or underwear, hence just a shirt and cock. However, can also be applied to girls. May have first been created at Burning Man.
I only saw his little pale butt as he was shirtcocking when he chased my cat Snickers out of the room.
shirtcocking by Bloodrunna August 3, 2010

shirocapods 

balls of poo that cling on the hairs of your bum
i went to bear trap this girl and she had shirocapods!
shirocapods by idontknow?123456789 October 18, 2010
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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