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Shinzi Shinzi 

A form of earsex where two men simultaneously insert their penises into the opposite ears of one very lucky and open minded individual. There are two common methods:

1. Both men are thrusting at the same time to achieve midbrain docking.

2. Both men thrust at opposite times, also known as pinballing.
Olivia: Damnit Kellsie, I got the worst fucking migraine.

Kellsie: Did Erol give you a Turkish kiss last night?

Olivia: I wish! He invited Cary over and they went all shinzi shinzi on me.

__________________________

Cary: Erol bro, I have never felt closer to you. When our heads almost docked in Olivia’s head, my actual head almost exploded.

Erol: We ride together. We die together. Shinzi shinzi 4 life. Love you bro.
Shinzi Shinzi by Dolphinsploosh April 26, 2020
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Zoa shin hoa Chung wo shinzi woyo bing chilling 

This is a word to help you feed anyone that refuses to eat
Me: Do u want some

Her: no thanks
Me: Zoa shin hoa Chung wo shinzi woyo bing chilling wo shinzi woyo bing chilling

Her: *eats the food*

shinji nut 

A Shinji Nut is a nut busted beyond your better judgement, resulting in the realization that you are so fucked up.
Named after Shinji Ikari, the Shinji Nut is a kind of post-nut clarity.
Busted a Shinji Nut last weekend to a video of Tom’s mom. I still feel like a broken man.

shinji kinnie

“im a shinji kinnie….”
“wtf”
shinji kinnie by borinq June 25, 2021

shinji kinnie

Shinji kinnies relate to Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evagelion and need help, therapy anything because they all have depression.
Shinji kinnies need help lol.
shinji kinnie by akira101 July 10, 2021
A practice weapon for sword-based martial arts. Thought to be relatively harmless, but when used with even a moderate amount of accuracy and force may be used to break bones.
I can't find anyone to spar with me, the last time i used my shinai I broke someone's wrist.
Shinai by psivamp February 2, 2005

SHINEI KAKYOIN 

When a vampire with a Stand called Za Warudo beats Kakyoin in one hit and obliterates him into a water tank.

Also used when Weebs express their inner Kakyoin and smack someone in the stomach.
Me: I need rice in my life

Worker: n o

me: SHINEI KaKyoIn
SHINEI KAKYOIN by kumakuruma May 8, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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