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Shinzi Shinzi 

A form of earsex where two men simultaneously insert their penises into the opposite ears of one very lucky and open minded individual. There are two common methods:

1. Both men are thrusting at the same time to achieve midbrain docking.

2. Both men thrust at opposite times, also known as pinballing.
Olivia: Damnit Kellsie, I got the worst fucking migraine.

Kellsie: Did Erol give you a Turkish kiss last night?

Olivia: I wish! He invited Cary over and they went all shinzi shinzi on me.

__________________________

Cary: Erol bro, I have never felt closer to you. When our heads almost docked in Olivia’s head, my actual head almost exploded.

Erol: We ride together. We die together. Shinzi shinzi 4 life. Love you bro.
Shinzi Shinzi by Dolphinsploosh April 26, 2020
Words you can keep

Zoa shin hoa Chung wo shinzi woyo bing chilling 

This is a word to help you feed anyone that refuses to eat
Me: Do u want some

Her: no thanks
Me: Zoa shin hoa Chung wo shinzi woyo bing chilling wo shinzi woyo bing chilling

Her: *eats the food*

shinji nut 

A Shinji Nut is a nut busted beyond your better judgement, resulting in the realization that you are so fucked up.
Named after Shinji Ikari, the Shinji Nut is a kind of post-nut clarity.
Busted a Shinji Nut last weekend to a video of Tom’s mom. I still feel like a broken man.

shinji kinnie

im a shinji kinnie….”
wtf
shinji kinnie by borinq June 25, 2021

shinji kinnie

Shinji kinnies relate to Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evagelion and need help, therapy anything because they all have depression.
shinji kinnie by akira101 July 10, 2021
A practice weapon for sword-based martial arts. Thought to be relatively harmless, but when used with even a moderate amount of accuracy and force may be used to break bones.
I can't find anyone to spar with me, the last time i used my shinai I broke someone's wrist.
Shinai by psivamp February 2, 2005

SHINEI KAKYOIN 

When a vampire with a Stand called Za Warudo beats Kakyoin in one hit and obliterates him into a water tank.

Also used when Weebs express their inner Kakyoin and smack someone in the stomach.
Me: I need rice in my life

Worker: n o

me: SHINEI KaKyoIn
SHINEI KAKYOIN by kumakuruma May 8, 2020
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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