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shimong.
wow! shimong is my lord my god almighty
shimong by meg thee stallion November 24, 2021
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Someone with an extremely huge penis.
Wow look at Shimong!
Yeah he has a huge cock!
Shimong by enchibreur February 9, 2022
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Shimongoo 

The name of a drink that involves placing, 3 bottled Alcopops ideally of 3 different flavours, that are turned upside down in a pint glass. Then consumed rapidly through 1 or 2 straws in order to prevent the glass over flowing.
Jonny: 'Mate get to the bar, we're doing Shimongoos'
Phil: 'Why?'
Jonny: 'Because we're Lads.'
Shimongoo by wyndow October 10, 2011
Noun- A cool and hip way of describing a new fashion or scene sensation.
"Yo man, this new band is the shidong!"
"man, what the fuck?"
Shidong by Fred West Ham September 4, 2013
That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.
Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.
Shimon by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019

shimonaway 

1- The gibberish a drunken man yells when he does not understand what he is saying in a Las Vegas casino on New Years Eve.
My drunk friend yelled, "SHIMONAWAY!!" as he ran around.
shimonaway by Sethdawg March 5, 2008
Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.
Ex:

Jack: Wow did u see that catch last night?

Matt: Yeah, it was Shimon.
Shimon by Insane OBJ February 23, 2017
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