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SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.
Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

Shimmerance 

An object that has a shimmering glow to it
"That's a nice necklace but, it lacks shimmerance....."
Shimmerance by Bassidhound September 18, 2012

Shimmerick 

A 'Shimmerick' occurs when a person tells a story and/or explains a situation in such detail where the original point of the story or situation has been lost.
Ky "So...wait...what? I'm confused...what were we talking about? Oh....it's kind of like when....."

Pi "Don't you dare 'Shimmerick' on me."
Shimmerick by Shimmerick1993 June 23, 2016

shimmanood 

used by older italian gentlemen: an invalid, retard, idiot, moron...etc
i gotta walk around here like a fuggin' shimmanood! -sopranos, uncle junior
shimmanood by tony January 26, 2004

Shiteroon 

Can be pronounced as shite-eroon or shit-eroon. Like a macaroon but full of shit. So if your friends are screwing you over, you could say they're feeding you shiteroons, or a shiteroon.
Dude: Man that person is really screwing you over.
Bro: I know she's been feeding me shiteroons. Sooner or later I'm gonna have to stop eating them.
Shiteroon by DogWho16 June 27, 2016

Shimeron 

An imaginary drug made up by the Research department of Texas A&M that was used to weed out all the people who BS'd the whole survey.
How many times have you used Shimeron?

Never heard of it/Never used it
Shimeron by Texas A&M March 4, 2004