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shillelagh 

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish
Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!
shillelagh by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004
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shillelagh 

A potent drink usually accompanying the irish car bomb.

Directions: Fill a double shot glass halfway with Bailey's Irish Cream, then fill the rest of the way with Jameson's.

pour me a shillelagh mate.
shillelagh by frank carter April 20, 2006

shillelagh 

A crude, silver pipe, made of an unknown metal, and found in a crack dealers garage, made famous by Al Doolittle in Shanty-Town circa 1991-95.
Wait a minute, holmes, this green is special, let me get out the shillelagh.
shillelagh by bertha4201 March 7, 2011

Shillelagh 

A term for a traditional Irish staff used to ironically invoking the image of a Celtic druid to refer to special objects or tools, Ex; Knives, crack pipes, male genitalia, etc.
Jaysus! Patrick's got a feckin' shillelagh on him!
Shillelagh by ferdicten March 14, 2023

Shillelagh Law 

1) Rules for combat between groups allowing hand to hand combat and the use of cudgels (Shillelaghs)

2) Used tom describe a combat event involving the use of cudgels, but not other weapons such as guns or knives.
2) Shillelagh Law was all the rage at the pub last night.
Shillelagh Law by gerot October 15, 2010
A type of cane, club, weapon, or walking stick associated within Ireland. Often times men can use this term as an excuse to indirectly reference their dick or cock region, gooch area etc. to subliminally ask them if they would like to have sex with you.
"Would you like to touch my shilelagh?"
-Grandfather of Bono from U2

"My shilelagh is so hard right now could you help me work it in?"

"Stroke my shilelagh for me will ya?"

"I've never seen a captain hook shilelagh like that before! Wanna try it out?"

"You've been through so many shilelagh's Jill maybe you should try mine out!"
shilelagh by Johnnydown April 22, 2009

shillalah 

A protein packed vegan substitute for a hot dog. Shaped like a hot dog, buy made of soy, spices and smoke flavor, with a falafel texture. Originally coined by Zaguate Food Tuk.
Instead of starving at the hot dog cart, vegetarians and vegans could stuff their faces with a Shillalah.
shillalah by Lil Pepper Pants January 30, 2020
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