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A type of cane, club, weapon, or walking stick associated within Ireland. Often times men can use this term as an excuse to indirectly reference their dick or cock region, gooch area etc. to subliminally ask them if they would like to have sex with you.
"Would you like to touch my shilelagh?"
-Grandfather of Bono from U2

"My shilelagh is so hard right now could you help me work it in?"

"Stroke my shilelagh for me will ya?"

"I've never seen a captain hook shilelagh like that before! Wanna try it out?"

"You've been through so many shilelagh's Jill maybe you should try mine out!"
shilelagh by Johnnydown April 22, 2009
Words you can keep
What us good Irish boys used in the old days to beat the proddy's with.
I beat rhe fuck outta some Adventists today with me new shilelagh.
shilelagh by Vaughn the Enemy May 13, 2005

Shilelagh Law 

The Best Irish Pub Band in N.Y. if not the World. Half the bottle dott com
I went to the Shilelagh Law show and today I cant remember shyte
Shilelagh Law by Captain Scrotes January 18, 2008

Shivelights 

Sharp rays of bright sunshine that pierce the canopy of a wood or forest. The word possibly owes part of its origin to shiv slang for a knife which in turn is derived from the Romany word chiv meaning a blade
Those shivelights are so bright they hurt my eyes
Shivelights by AKACroatalin February 12, 2019

Shitelight 

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.
I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.
Shitelight by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010

Shillelagh Law 

1) Rules for combat between groups allowing hand to hand combat and the use of cudgels (Shillelaghs)

2) Used tom describe a combat event involving the use of cudgels, but not other weapons such as guns or knives.
2) Shillelagh Law was all the rage at the pub last night.
Shillelagh Law by gerot October 15, 2010

shillelagh 

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish
Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!
shillelagh by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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