shilelagh

A type of cane, club, weapon, or walking stick associated within Ireland. Often times men can use this term as an excuse to indirectly reference their dick or cock region, gooch area etc. to subliminally ask them if they would like to have sex with you.

"Would you like to touch my shilelagh?"
-Grandfather of Bono from U2

"My shilelagh is so hard right now could you help me work it in?"

"Stroke my shilelagh for me will ya?"

"I've never seen a captain hook shilelagh like that before! Wanna try it out?"

"You've been through so many shilelagh's Jill maybe you should try mine out!"

by Johnnydown April 22, 2009

shilelagh

What us good Irish boys used in the old days to beat the proddy's with.

I beat rhe fuck outta some Adventists today with me new shilelagh.

by Vaughn the Enemy May 13, 2005

Shilelagh Law

The Best Irish Pub Band in N.Y. if not the World. Half the bottle dott com

I went to the Shilelagh Law show and today I cant remember shyte

by Captain Scrotes January 18, 2008

Shivelights

Sharp rays of bright sunshine that pierce the canopy of a wood or forest. The word possibly owes part of its origin to shiv slang for a knife which in turn is derived from the Romany word chiv meaning a blade

Those shivelights are so bright they hurt my eyes

by AKACroatalin February 12, 2019

Shitelight

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.

I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.

by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010

Shillelagh Law

1) Rules for combat between groups allowing hand to hand combat and the use of cudgels (Shillelaghs)

2) Used tom describe a combat event involving the use of cudgels, but not other weapons such as guns or knives.

2) Shillelagh Law was all the rage at the pub last night.

by gerot October 15, 2010

shillelagh

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish

Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!

by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004