Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

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Shiitake Mushrooms

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms

Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020

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Shiitake Mushrooms

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.

shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!

by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006

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shiitake mushrooms

1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.

2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.

(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)

Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"

9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"

by Hopeful Girl July 25, 2010

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