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Shift Dress

Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.
'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'

'Maybe she's born with it?'

'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.
by gettheshiiiiift December 20, 2010
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shirt dress

n.

The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.
"Dude, look at that goofy chump wearing that shirt dress acting all gangsta. My girlfriend has the same one in green."

"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."
by jarred retro May 9, 2008
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Don't shit your dress!

A phrase used instead of calm down, take a chill pill, or relax.
Dude my cat is missing!!!

Dude it'll be fine, "Don't shit your dress!"
by AndyMacDaddy May 27, 2010
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Swedish Dress Shirt

When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.
Dude: So how was Morgan last night?
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.
by realfeeleydrinkers July 14, 2012
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Dress T shirt

Oxymoron. This is as feasible as a time machine. A T shirt is exactly what it states.

The only shirt that may pass as a dress T shirt is a tuxedo T shirt, as Jesus wears these sometimes when he parties. If someone is at a funeral, wedding, work (where business casual wear is required), church…etc…
These are places where someone might try to pass of a T-Shirt as Dressy. Please correct them immediately in there moments of idiocy and inform them and everyone around that their attire is completely inappropriate.
Someone showed up to my wedding in a T shirt and tried to tell me it was a Dress T Shirt, security removed them from the premises.
by Wow's41 September 25, 2010
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Shirtdress

A word used in clothing stores that tells the average woman to wear the article of clothing as a shirt, and the average loose woman to wear it as a dress.
College Girl: I take this dress please!
Casher: Okay..
*Cash Register Reads*: Shirtdress $45.99
by klackedy klack August 10, 2012
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dessert shirt

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.
OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.
by kari1981 January 5, 2011
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