Shiff’d

The act of doing someone dirty ( more so in a friendly way to make a joke or have fun).

Dude I’m not gonna keep getting on that JetSki if you keep tryna Shiff me off.

I just got shiff’d again when I opened that Snapchat of a giant poop in the toilet

by mob n glob July 7, 2023

D sniff

That moment when a derogatory smell of rotten eggs fills your nostrils. Mostly when you sit for a long time and you haven't taken care of yourself downstairs. Then do the D sniff to identify the smell.

Dude: i`m smelling a weird scent!
*does the D sniff*
Dude: Damn, I should visit a shower soon..

by Kefir420 March 31, 2022

D shift

The red head step children of the fire dept. If you like days off while working, D shift is the best fit for you. The installment of D shift was to give the other 3 much needed rest for carrying the dept. If your house is on fire, better hope D shift isn’t working.

D shift must be working...The rig is dirty and barely any fuel.

I tweaked my back, I’m gonna switch to d shift for few months!

by Kcuf pmurt February 17, 2020

D Sniff

That moment when a derogatory smell of rotten eggs fills your nostrils. Mostly when you sit for a long time and you haven't taken care of yourself downstairs. Then do the D sniff to identify the smell.

Dude: i`m smelling a weird scent!
*does the D sniff*
Dude: Damn, I should visit a shower soon..

by Kefir420 March 31, 2022

D-SHIFT

The art of screwing over the next shift. The equivalent of leaving a big turd on the floor for someone else to clean up

I came into work on our last day just to find out I got the d-shift

by mrpalermo January 3, 2019

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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
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Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

Shift Disturber

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!

by will bitten October 26, 2017