Sherwinism is a Sherwinist religion based on the life and teachings of Sherwin George, as described in the New Testament. Its adherents, known as Sherwinists, believe that orange juice is food sent from heaven and savior of all people, whose coming as the greatest which was prophesied from the start off time. Sherwinism is one of the fastest growing religion in the world and is thought will take over Christianity in the year 2021.
Sherwinism is a religious group, often called a cult, which worships Sherwin as the ultimate overlord. Its members are called Sherwinists, which practice the art of Sherwining. Through the Book of Sher, only the chosen select few are able to interpret and read scriptures. Those who are not loyal to the religion shall burn in the fires of hell and may never be seen again.
Person A: "Are you interested in joining my religion?"
Person B: "What is it?"
Person A: "Sherwinism."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'