Sherwinism is a Sherwinist religion based on the life and teachings of Sherwin George, as described in the New Testament. Its adherents, known as Sherwinists, believe that orange juice is food sent from heaven and savior of all people, whose coming as the greatest which was prophesied from the start off time. Sherwinism is one of the fastest growing religion in the world and is thought will take over Christianity in the year 2021.
Sherwinism is a religious group, often called a cult, which worships Sherwin as the ultimate overlord. Its members are called Sherwinists, which practice the art of Sherwining. Through the Book of Sher, only the chosen select few are able to interpret and read scriptures. Those who are not loyal to the religion shall burn in the fires of hell and may never be seen again.
Person A: "Are you interested in joining my religion?"
Person B: "What is it?"
Person A: "Sherwinism."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"