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shelf booty

A butt so fat that it seems like a drink could rest on top of it while the person is standing. Can be a compliment or used derogatorily. Not a term that is thrown around for just anyone, only a select few actually have shelf booties. Can also be used as a proper name when referring to a specific person with a shelf booty.
1) "Mmm that girl got a shelf booty, doe, and I'm tryna holler."

2) "Damn now THAT'S a shelf booty. That ass is tooo fat!"

3) "I'm not doing anything tonight, I might just see what shelf booty is up to."
shelf booty by bstouttt April 20, 2009
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Shelf booty

Usually a black womans ass that sticks straight out you could use it to put drinks on it.
“That girl’s shelf booty so big you could put a six pack on it.
Shelf booty by Big Ass Boy August 22, 2018

Top Shelf Booty 

A woman that would be hard to sleep with.
A woman that would require a good deal of effort to date.
Tom: That woman is gorgeous.
Bill: Yeah she is Top Shelf Booty.
Top Shelf Booty by DarkKnight36 September 28, 2008

booty shelf

When someone's butt protrudes so far away from the small of their back that you can use it as a shelf. Also a term for a really nice ass.
1. Yo lookadat hottie. He got a booty shelf.
2. I'm so upset that I don't got a booty shelf that I'm gonna go get butt implants.
3. I am enjoying your booty shelf today. *squeeze*
booty shelf by Migizz May 1, 2006

shelf-like booty 

a woman with an ass so enormous that you can put your drink on it while doing her.
Daaaamn!!! Check out that girl's shelf-like booty. You can put an entire 6pack on it!
shelf-like booty by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026