Skip to main content

Shelby A 

Shelby can seem nice and fun at first but then you get to know her and she can be a complete bitch I mean she talks bad about the other ppl in the friend group when there not around and then when your not around you find out she’s talked behind your back. She takes her best friend for granite; when she’s been there for her since day 1 but she treats her like complete shit… she makes fun of her friend in front of guys and other ppl to make her self seem cooler when really she’s just tearing down the only person left that would actually stand up for her when she has every reason to hate her. Shelby A just needs a reality check she thinks she’s the complete shit and lives to make you look like an idiot when you around her. When your around her she will bring down your whole mood and re think everything. I honestly with I never met Shelby A.
“That Shelby A is a real bitch
“Shelby A is a real jerk and is a bitch to her best freinds”
Shelby A by No one of ur interest August 15, 2022
Words you can keep

a shelby 

A shelby is a girl that gives the most intensifying blowjob that you will ever experience. So intensifying that it's as if she put some type of spell on you where you can never imagine being with another woman. Rumor has it it's some type of modern day witch.
Tim gave up his entire life to be with Tina and they only slept together once she must be some kind of a shelby .
a shelby by Caap September 20, 2017

Shelby Alarm Clock

Using ones thumb and inserting it into the anus of a sleeping person in order to wake them up for a specific purpose.

Similar to a goose
My girlfriend refused to wake up to go to work, so I gave her a Shelby Alarm Clock.
Shelby Alarm Clock by Mongosan February 19, 2011

Shelby adams 

The hottest girl on this planet.
she is really really nice
and boys are very attracted to her :]
like Mee ;]]
i am going to ask out shelby adams
Shelby adams by FL Beach King January 6, 2008

shelby and asher 

They make you want to die in a ditch.

Shelby rejects you before asher asks.

Asher Steals all the girls from you.
They make me want to die in a ditch because they are dating even though I asked first.

Thanks for kicking me in my back.

Shelby and Asher usually means that you want to die in a ditch.

>----o Dead

shelby and houston

A couple that is going to get married and be happy together forever.

Golden retriever couple
Best couple ever.
Oh look at them! That must be shelby and houston.

shelby ast 

a bitch who cares for no one but herself and thinks she is superior to everyone but isn't.
person 1:"man, Mandy is such a Shelby!"
person 2:" Shelby ast or Shelby Howard?"
person 1:"Shelby ast defineatly"
person 2:"ya"
shelby ast by i hate oranges April 14, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next