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Shelby Alarm Clock

Using ones thumb and inserting it into the anus of a sleeping person in order to wake them up for a specific purpose.

Similar to a goose
My girlfriend refused to wake up to go to work, so I gave her a Shelby Alarm Clock.
by Mongosan February 19, 2011
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