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sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating
WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
by szilfifa March 11, 2015
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sheepshaging

when a man, usually welsh or from new zeland captures a lonely sheep into a corner of a field and decides to have rampant anal sex with it.
farmer giles is rounding up his sheep for the sale and thinks when was the last time he boned misses giles, so he unzippes and discretely slips one into the sheep without her noticing the other sheep realise this and run away to freedom. whilst giles is there with his tweed waist coat and trousers around his anckles shouting bah...bah... take this. usually followed by orgasm and the living with the discust of sheepshaging and having sex with an animal.
by huw roberts February 15, 2008
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Sheepshedding

When two people sneak off into a small building to make out or other sexual activities
Last night Olivia and Paxton went sheepshedding
by Sleepy_Moth. June 13, 2024
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