shealing

The act of shopping without the use of money. Coined by Mr. Dibbs.

"Mr. Dibbs went shealing records from the store the other day."

shealing by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Shealing

Sharing + Stealing a facebook status or comment, = Shealing

I was shealing dude's FB status cuz it was funny as hell.

Shealing by Jypsy Jool August 29, 2011

stealing chromies 

stealing nice valve caps off of cars

Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!

stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

pen stealing 

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.

"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."

pen stealing by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013

shalinglom 

the love between christabella ling ling calderon and natalia shalom engdahl.

spectator: bro that shalinglom over them is really hot 😳💋💋💋💋😳😳😳😜😜😜😋😋😋

shalinglom by shalinglom February 17, 2020

lemon stealing whores 

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

lemon stealing whores by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

Stealing Pencils 

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.

John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils

Stealing Pencils by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019