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Shcwouldn’t 

A word describing a moment when someone realizes they should have, could have, and would have done something important, bold, or meaningful—but didn’t. A compact, painful self-own loaded with hindsight and a twinge of existential dread.
“I had the chance to kiss her before she walked away… but I froze. Total shcwouldn’t moment.”

Example 2:
“Dude, you didn’t buy Bitcoin in 2012? That’s the ultimate shcwouldn’t.”

Example 3:
“Every time I scroll past my dream job listing and don’t apply, I feel the shcwouldn’t creeping in.”
Shcwouldn’t by Frank Mavros April 24, 2025
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Shcwouldn’t 

A word describing a moment when someone realizes they should have, could have, and would have done something important, bold, or meaningful—but didn’t. A compact, painful self-own loaded with hindsight and a twinge of existential dread.
“I had the chance to kiss her before she walked away… but I froze. Total shcwouldn’t moment.”

Example 2:
“Dude, you didn’t buy Bitcoin in 2012? That’s the ultimate shcwouldn’t.”

Example 3:
“Every time I scroll past my dream job listing and don’t apply, I feel the shcwouldn’t creeping in.”
Shcwouldn’t by Frank Mavros April 24, 2025

you shouldn't have done that

A popular sentence of one creepypasta.If you hear this sentence you should know you're already dead, "you can't run,beacuse i will sneak up on you and capture you."" So you better watch your back."
Ben Drowned:You shouldn't have done that
1 victim:Dead

shouldn't've 

Contraction of 'should not have'.
Knowing the consequences, you shouldn't've done that.
shouldn't've by Charles Piehl May 13, 2005

shouldn't have said that

The split second after you've said something that you really shouldn't have said, specifically if it results in something bad.
Guy #1: You motherfucker!

Guy #2: What did you say?
Guy #1: Uh oh, shouldn't have said that.
shouldn't have said that by Mk9084 December 28, 2011

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones 

A phrase one can say meaning people should not criticize others for faults that they have themselves
Zach told me I had bad taste in music. I replied by telling him that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones 

Commonly misinterpreted as being a proverb warning against hypocrisy. This is incorrect.

The actual meaning is closer to that of "if you can't take it, don't dish it out".

if you are a type of person who is easily offended, do not go around offending people unless you can handle being offended yourself.
Person A - Katie is such a bitch. All I did was say she was a little bit fat, and she's going around calling me a stupid cow behind my back!

Person B - People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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