Shchemer 

Someone that fucks with the system to get what others can’t

Chris: Hey billy have you seen joes new M6
Billy: Yeah his dad is a shchemer

Shchemer by Lebbron jammes March 16, 2018

Schemer 

A slang term that you use to call a person's long string of hair that noticeably protrudes out from the rest, usually due to the fact that the hair has been over-combed, unkempt and/or over-grown. Also can be spelled "Scheemer", to stress the proper pronunciation of the word. (Originated from the character "Schemer" from Shining Time Station.)

"Man John, you need a haircut. You have this gigantic schemer sticking out on the side of your head!"

Schemer by Word Addict August 1, 2008

shcheme 

to be shady and high at the same time, among your peers, to get what you want.

the utmost extent of all schemes.

"yo simon, why you shcheming for? let me get a hit too"

"yo, did you see that shcheme from jon?"

shcheme by dizneeland November 25, 2009

schemer 

Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.

"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"

"Man, he is such a schemer!"

schemer by El-Higgo December 26, 2005

cleveland schemer 

an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.

see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"

Stay away from her, you'll just get burned in the end. She's a real Cleveland schemer.

cleveland schemer by bravoghost February 20, 2011

schloggy schemer 

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.

John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.

schloggy schemer by salcruzzle June 2, 2023

Ur pener a schemer 

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

Ur pener a schemer by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018