Shawtyy&bae asf

BRUH I SWEAR IM MAD AT HIM RN BC MANS LITERALLY STOLE MY MF CHILD LAUREN.. AND HAS THE AUDACITY TO NOT MARRY ME WHILE STEALING LAUREN... anyway this my shawty asf or whateva 🙄idk what happened he just partnered with me and it went on from there... but yuhh ily shawtyy

Shawtyy&bae asf
pls idk what to put here

Shawtyy&bae asf by plum worshiper March 15, 2021

Get merch

Get the Shawtyy&bae asf mug.

See more merch

shawtyy

a snowboarding hottie. OWW OWWWWWW! sex(in a manly voice)

Damn check out those shawtyys go off that jump.

shawtyy by weener,kreamie,bug October 23, 2007

Get merch

Shawtyyyy

Shawtyyyy is what you call your male babes

Friend: who’s that
Me: that’s my shawtyyyy

Shawtyyyy by BurnerAcc December 25, 2020

Get merch

shawtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

A young girl who often shats her pants in public, specifically in front of their health teacher. Often in the state of an orphan, or emotional damage.

Julie is such a shawtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

shawtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy by thelegendaryshawtyyyyyyyyyyyyy February 22, 2022

Get merch

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

Get merch

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Get merch

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

Get merch