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shawn baker 

One who takes donations from the meat/dairy/egg industry to cause misconception of a proper diet while making fun of people and proving zero scientific claims to backup his or her argument.
Dude, this so called doctor told me I should go on an all meat diet

Wow, what a Shawn Baker...

Shawn Bond 

Ahh, that Shawn Bond was so good last night. Best Shawn Bond of my life.
Shawn Bond by bitcheslovetheshawn November 30, 2011

Shawn Brown 

A skinny insecure Star Wars nerd who’s goal in life is to be as soft and lazy as humanly possible. Typically Shawn Brown’s use things as their grandmothers being in the hospital so they can skip plans they made a month in advance.
“Who’s that rat fuck walking with his hands in his pockets and greasy hair coming out of the hood of the same Flannel he wears everyday”

“Oh that’s just a Shawn Brown”
Shawn Brown by Greasy fuck January 22, 2020

Shawn Boyd 

Shawn Boyd means to be Giant, tall, big
You are Shawn Boyd feet tall.
Shawn Boyd by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022

Shawn Baloch 

A guy who lives in Houston Texas cusses way too much says words like nigga nigger faggot and retarded a lot too
Shawn Baloch: fuck you faggot you are a fucking asshole

Shawn Baloch: You guys fucking retarded

Shawn Baloch: Faggot is such a funny word

Shawn Baloch: Retarded is such a funny word

Shawn Balovh you a bitch nigga ass faggot

Shawn Baloch: Shut the fuck up you retarded bitch ass

Shawn Baloch: Fuck that you retarded piece of shit

Shawn Baloch: You're a fucking faggot piece of shit

Shawn Baloch: you're a faggot

Shawn Baloch: Farrukh is retarded

Shawn Baloch: fuck this faggot nigger

Shawn Baloch: FUCK THAT FAGGOT ASS BITCH RETARDED FUCKING CUNT ASS FAGGOT NIGGA THAT BITCH IS DUMB AS SHIT FUCK HIM
Shawn Baloch by Goodgiy4321 June 18, 2024

Butter Shawn Johnson 

The act of inserting a stick of butter (or margarine, depending on preference) into a receiving partner who is bent over, gripping their ankles with their hands.
Dude, you did NOT do the Butter Shawm Johnson!

or

WTF?! She let you do the Butter Shawn Johnson?! Wackest shit I heard today!