Shawazzle

A person that struggles with common sense

Naail is such a shawazzle

by OW3NEMO September 15, 2017

Shafozzle

To break; smash or explode.

I want to shafozzle Donald Trump

by Donald Onald Murder January 26, 2021

Shazizzle

“Shit” is the definition, but in a lame white person’s attempt to try to use “shizzle” basically. Ironically trying to say something is “the shit” when in actuality it is describing it as being shit itself, like the person using the word (also shit) and trying to play it off as a fun word they discovered. It’s just a rip-off. People that use this word are most likely phonies.

Ex: Geez Louise! This event is going to be a shazizzle fest!!! I bet ya top dollar it’ll be worth top dollar!”

by DefineDevineTruth October 3, 2019

Shjazzle

To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.

Dame Edna often shjazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

by John J Black August 12, 2012

Swazzles

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner

Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now

by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017

Swazzle

A phenomenon that happens among people who simultaneously think of the same thing at the same time without a significant prior indicator, similar to being on the same "Brainwave".

As the bowl became cashed, we needed an RPT to clean it out. Without saying anything, everyone swazzled, and started to look for a RPT.

by Bindi the Jungle Girl June 2, 2011

Shanazzlewaffle

A term used to describe shock, awe, wonder, and/or excitement.

Holy Shanazzlewaffle! A flying penguin!

by Beckers January 14, 2007