Shavank
A Shavank is the process of shaving yourself (pubes and face), taking a shit, having a wank, and then having a shower :0
Shavank by The Shavanker March 5, 2023
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Shavanah
Someone you can go to when you need anything. Shavanah can keep secrets and are very optimistic, kind, loud, annoying at times, caring, easily excited, and very lovable. They are different, but in a good way. Sometimes, they tell you what you want to hear, not the truth. Other times, they can be brutally honest. They can be hurtful at times without meaning to. For example, they can say something hurtful when they are angry and it just flies out. They don't like to apologize immediately in an argument They are wonderful to be around and they are so beautiful inside and out. They will get far in life, no matter the obstacles and hardships in its path. They love to try new things and love to reinvent themselves. Sometimes, they get into fights with their best friends, and more often than not, over the stupidest things. They are full of life and can make people laugh. Shavanah tends to only have a few best friends, but loves them unconditionally. Shavanah also likes to make her best friends' days better. Shavanah also loves to give advice and help her best friends gain the self confidence that they need. They have a lot of big plans in the future. They usually give you a new perspective on life. If you have a Shavanah in your life, they are worth keeping no matter what happens.
Shavanah by Gibb Gibbs January 11, 2013
Shabank
When preparing for a night out with comrades; Shabank, also known as 'Shabanko' may be used in a plethora of ways to take the place of any events that might occur that evening. For this purpose alone, Shabank may be grammatically altered to transform into a noun, verb, adjective, independent or dependent clause, adverb, preposition, gerund, or conjunction. Shabank shall be constricted by nothing. It is the alpha and the omega of wittiness and tom foolery. This word shall not be used hastily, and you can and will be physically and emotionally abused if you use it out of it's intended context.
"Hey Andrew, what are you doing tonight"?
-"I'm not exactly sure man, I haven't drank in a while, let's just get Shabanked out of our minds."
"Rupert, that girl is so fine. I'm going to Shabank the shit out of her."
So many hoes just got here, you think they're DTS: Down to Shabanko?
"Bro, what the hell happened last night?"
-"I have no idea, I completely Shabankoed out."
-"I'm not exactly sure man, I haven't drank in a while, let's just get Shabanked out of our minds."
"Rupert, that girl is so fine. I'm going to Shabank the shit out of her."
So many hoes just got here, you think they're DTS: Down to Shabanko?
"Bro, what the hell happened last night?"
-"I have no idea, I completely Shabankoed out."
Shivank
Shivank is better than you. You can't beat him, so stop messing with him. Don't act dumb around him because he gets angry easily.
Person A: You act just like Shivank. That's perfect man.
Person B: Yeah, I know, I've been trying to talk to him---he's the best. I love him.
Person B: Yeah, I know, I've been trying to talk to him---he's the best. I love him.
Shivank by RFistheBest December 10, 2018
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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