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Shatner Head 

The unavoidable consequence of male aging wherein one's cranium enlarges to grotesque proportions and career options dwindle.
Friend: Dude, what's wrong with your head? You look hydrocephalic, or something.

Me: No, but I just turned 41...

Friend: Oh, then it's probably just you're getting Shatner Head.

Me: Is it terminal?

Friend: Yes.
Shatner Head by gakr May 24, 2013

scatter head 

Shit for brains
scatter head by 65799 February 6, 2012

scatter head 

A person who changes topic alot, talks too fast, and talks about everything and anything.
Dylan's such a scatter head. I can't stand talking to him for more than 3 minutes.
scatter head by PsycHoe February 16, 2017

shatterhead 

He doesnt smoke crack, he smokes shatter, hes a shatterhead
This New Brunswick boy smokes so many hoots of shatter, he's a shatterhead.
shatterhead by Chevyguybc November 29, 2021

shitterhead 

That shitterhead just kicked a puppy!
shitterhead by Cbrando August 30, 2022

Lord ShatterHeart 

damn he really broke her heart. whats his name?
its lord shatterheart
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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