A form of dramatic acting with literary earnestness and dramatic, unusual pauses (especially within phrases), as demonstrated by classically-trained William Shatner of STAR TREK and T. J. Hooker fame.
The actor in tonight's episode of ___________ probably thought he was brilliant, but will all those odd gestures and weird pauses, it was pure Shatspeare. Shatner Shakespeare Star Trek Denny Crane T.J. Hooker
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.