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Shafer shits

a desperate need to go to the bathroom after eating at VCU's Shafer Dining Court.
The freshman soon realized the inevitability of shafer shits after dinner at shafer.
Shafer shits by BobbyK. March 11, 2011

gustav shafer

Drummer of german-pop band, Tokio Hotel. The more quiet one of the group, but nonetheless appreciated. Born on September 8, 1988. This talented drummer has been playing drums since he was 5 years old. Nickname: Gusti.
Girl 1: Who's that cute drummer from Tokio Hotel?

Girl 2: Oh! That's Gustav Shafer!

Girl 3: Aww, I love Gusti! :]
gustav shafer by mckayla April 7, 2008

shafiera 

Most beautiful girl in the world . An angel. U look beautiful like Shafiera .
Shafiera
shafiera by Shafiera January 1, 2018
the coolest kidd ever! an amazing girl who is funny and exciting.! she has lots of friends but can be very insecure..... yet, she is extremely SEXY.! and is the most out-there, random, outrageous person you will ever know.!
girl one- "did you see shaier today? she was hilarious!"

girl two- "no! i wish i had shaier in my class!"
shaier by Ava Shai-la January 23, 2009
Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.
That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!
Shaffer by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

dirty shaffer 

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face
I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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