shat blast
when your done in the bathroom and the toilet bowl is blasted with shat. it usually doesn't come off when you flush.
shat blast by stusky September 26, 2006
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Shat Blast
When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.
Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.
Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.
Shat Blast by aentreri June 29, 2009
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Shamblastique
1. Another word for wow or amazing.
2. When you find money in your pockets that you didn't know was there.
3. When you think about a word too hard and it loses it's meaning.
2. When you find money in your pockets that you didn't know was there.
3. When you think about a word too hard and it loses it's meaning.
1. "That's shamblastique"
2. "Oh shamblastique! There was a ten in my pocket this whole time. I'm going to go to Starbucks with this" :)
3. Sarah-"Have you ever thought what the word birthday really means?"
Caitlin-"Don't think about it too hard, your brain will shamblastique!"
2. "Oh shamblastique! There was a ten in my pocket this whole time. I'm going to go to Starbucks with this" :)
3. Sarah-"Have you ever thought what the word birthday really means?"
Caitlin-"Don't think about it too hard, your brain will shamblastique!"
Shamblastique by Caitlin's17 January 16, 2009
Ninja Shitblast
An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A
Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A
Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
Ninja Shitblast by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004
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