The act of finding a suspicious napkin next to dumpster that has a 1 in a billion chance of being used as an anal wipeage utencil by an anonymous homeless man/woman.
Nathan: dooOooOOD! I touched a napkin and I think it had a gray/green/blue/orange/pink/dark brown/black stain on it around midnight so I couldn't fucking see anyway but It's probably going to get on my carpet then my floor and steering wheel and kill me.
Wheece: Well that sounds like a SHARTKIN my friend.
Tyler: Let me smell it to make sure.
Wheece: Well that sounds like a SHARTKIN my friend.
Tyler: Let me smell it to make sure.
by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021
Get the Shartkin mug.Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.
Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."
Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.
Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.
by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020
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Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017
Get the Shartini mug.When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.
by JpodNi February 6, 2020
Get the Ankle sharking mug.1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.
by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007
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Get the sharting shortstop mug.When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.
Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?
Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.
Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.
by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012
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