shatkins

the type of bowel movement that comes from dieting on low carbohydrate diets, generally very liquidity and powerful

"I covered the toilet bowl with poo after I took a shatkins"

by Andrew Dooo May 5, 2008

smatkins

The relationship between The Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins and The Blackout's singer Sean Smith, both amazing Welsh Bands.

Major Smatkins action last night at the Lostprophets/The Blackout set. Ian and Sean were all over each other

by Laura Copp January 30, 2008

toaster shakins

The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.

Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."

by Ryan Miziker March 1, 2007

Shartkins

The act of one's anus being tossed by another member of the same or opposite sex, while in the act of sharting. (see shart)

Tucker: Hey Ken, you see that member of the Village People cover band?

Ken: The fat hairy biker?

Tucker: Yea babe, I had him lick my Shartkins. (lisp)

by Bibble Beez June 16, 2011

Shatkin

n Shart napkin; a napkin defiled by shart remnants. Typically used when conventional toilet paper is not available.

Emily's experimentation with senna tea ended with a desperate use of a shatkin in the Walmart restroom.

by Sorry Sans June 14, 2018