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Shart Tea 

Shart Tea is made by aquiring freshly sharted panties from your desired female and using the contents to brew your Shart Tea. Some folks lay the gusset of the panties, isolating said shart, over the desired receptical using previously boiled water to pour through the shart. Steep to desired strength.
Bro 1: Dude would you drink her Shart Tea?
Bro 2: uh, yeah dude
Shart Tea by Merlin Cherry January 10, 2017
Words you can keep

mad tea sharty

oof I sharted on the mad tea sharty
mad tea sharty by dfjrskja December 18, 2017

Running Start Teabag 

a variation on the teabag. The teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). The teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. If done correctly the victims neck should snap. The teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.
Chris: "I need to get home but my ride is passed out in a chair... how can I wake this bitch up?"
Ryan: "Three words, running start teabag!"
Running Start Teabag by cs February 11, 2005

800 shark team 

Wow they some 800 shark team ass dudes
800 shark team by the deadliest February 3, 2022

smart-alick teacher 

the teachers who think they know something but they dont. and the teachers who think its okay to call a student "self-centered" or immature. well teachers, most of the time YOU are the one being immature and self-centered. teaching is not about being hateful towards your students. if you are going to do that please find a different job
Teacher: "you are so self-centered"
Student: "i dont appreciate being called that"
teacher: "dont tell me how to do my job"
student: (thinks in their head, "youre such a smart-alick teacher.....why do you even teach again?")

team shaft 

A group a people who form a team whom each individual pulls double digits.
Damn Nate is part of team shaft
team shaft by FoutMastaFlash October 22, 2003

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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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